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In January 1975 I left 55 Squadron and was appointed Officer Commanding Victor Standardisation Unit (VSU). My new unit lodged in a tiny office on the top floor of one of the hangars at RAF Marham. It made sense for the VSU to be lodged at Marham, because all the RAF’s Victor tanker aircraft were based there, but I now reported directly to the Air Officer Commanding No 1 Group (the AOC) then based at RAF Bawtry, 100 miles away near Doncaster, and from time to time that caused small administrative difficulties and embarrassments. This was a truly amazing appointment for me because only nine years earlier, when I was still an Air Electronics Officer but about to start my own pilot training, I sat in on a very heated staff meeting where a new commanding officer for the 3 Group Standardisation Unit, the predecessor of the VSU, was being discussed. (Read that story here.)
As the AOC made abundantly clear to me at a one-
The first thing I noticed after taking up the appointment on 1 January 1975 was that I am my colleagues could no longer pop into any of the squadron crew rooms just for a coffee and a chat. “You and any member of your team may call in for a social visit,” OC 57 Squadron, Wing Commander Al Sutherland, told me one day in my first week, “but you must ask me in advance so I or one of my flight commanders can be present. Look at it from my point of view: you work for the AOC – I work for the Station Commander. I need to know what you’re up to!” I could see his point.
During my time as OC VSU I usually gave squadron aircrew about a week’s notice of the impending flight check. I was supposed to fly with every captain once per year and supervise a flight simulator sortie once per year with each of the simulator instructors. In addition to those duties I also had to renew squadron flying instructors’ QFI categories annually (on behalf of the Commandant of the RAF Central Flying School then based at RAF Little Rissington) and there were sundry other tasks concerning checks of flight supervisory officers. Like all captains, I had to renew my own Instrument Flying rating and other qualifications once per year. For those purposes I flew with a squadron captain who was authorised to carry out those tasks -
Once per year my entire unit had to descend on a squadron HQ for three or four days and examine everything in minute detail from the cleanliness of the buildings to the correct maintenance of the multitudinous order books. To make sure everyone realised it was the formal
I tended not to flight check co-
An unsatisfactory flight with any VSU member was inevitably reported straight up the command chain to the AOC – by me on the telephone immediately after landing if there was something serious to report. As well as a narrative report I was supposed to assess each pilot under a long list of headings as either: Unsatisfactory, Satisfactory, Commendable, or Exceptional. It was a bit of a daft system because the narrative adequately said all that was required. If I awarded an ‘Unsatisfactory’ to any crew member it could have serious career repercussions. As a result the aircrew under test were always in a state of anxiety during the flight checks and indeed, if they were like me during my years as an squadron captain on Victor tankers when I had 6 annual VSU flight checks, they had probably spent an anxious if not sleepless few nights.
Typical VSU sorties before I took over the job had always started with some sort of emergency on or immediately after take-
Soon aircrews got used to my way of doing things but I always told them at pre-
My typical VSU flight checks would involve refuelling either a group of fighter aircraft or another tanker, a simulated emergency that would require an unplanned diversion to another airfield and then a return to base for a variety of circuits and landings. The object was to see how the 1st pilot and his crew reacted to both normal and emergency situations. The first question crews always asked each other when they returned from a VSU check was “What did he give you?” or “Where did you go for your practice diversion?” At one stage, well into my tour of duty, I jokingly threatened that I would start introducing practice diversions to either Heathrow or Gatwick but, of course, I couldn't do that – and not only because the RAF would not pay the airport handling fees! However I discovered later that some crews had started looking up Heathrow and Gatwick approach and departure procedures, just in case.
There was one over-
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