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To recuperate from my double hernia operation, my glandular fever, and my cancelled wedding, I was granted 14 days sick leave and I decided to get away from it all -
One morning the cleaning lady came unexpectedly into my room in the Lochmaddy Hotel, on the island of North Uist, before breakfast and caught me sitting on the bed, fully clothed fortunately, with headphones on and spouting Russian into a hand microphone connected to equipment in my half open attaché case. The equipment was actually nothing more suspicious than a portable tape cassette recorder and my Linguaphone Course tapes. I had decided that I would try and catch up on the many Russian lessons I'd missed in recent weeks. The maid looked both flustered and suspicious -
On my way south from Lochmaddy I had to cross the island of Benbecula. I knew that there was an important RAF air defence radar station on the island but I had no wish to meet the RAF while I was on leave so I bypassed the station and continued my drive south on empty roads.
At about midday I came across a remote loch near Peter’s Port in the extreme south-
Not wanting to spoil my idyllic day by meeting anyone, I remained still and closed my eyes again. I listened intently but I could not make out what was being said. A few minutes later I heard a vehicle start up noisily and move away. I waited a few seconds then removed the headphones, got up and peered carefully over the edge of the rocky outcrop. I saw an RAF Land Rover driving down the road I'd come up about an hour earlier. It was going fast and leaving a great cloud of dust. The occupants were clearly in a hurry. I wondered whether they had seen me with headphones on, occasionally spouting Russian, and perhaps that had precipitated their rapid departure -
The Cold War between the Soviet Union and the West was still very much in evidence. In all the circumstances of that strange day, I thought it better not to take any photographs of military installations, however innocent looking they might be. Had the cleaning lady in the Lochmaddy Hotel reported her encounter with me to her manager or the police? Had the RAF sent out someone from Benbecula to follow me and see what I was up to? Did someone think I was a spy, or was it merely another coincidence?
Had I actually been a spy, I would probably have arranged my belongings in my next hotel that evening in such a way that I could have detected whether or not they had been examined. But I wasn't and I didn't, so I don't know whether they were!