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My First Visit to the RAF Aircrew Selection Centre
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final sentence referred to my Northern accent and ended with the words,
‘unlikely ever to become fit for commissioned service.’
Coronation Day 1953 was a public holiday. Even Dad had a day off from his duties
at Wakefield Prison. We dared not ask him if the inmates would be watching
television. We spent the whole day watching the Coronation on a neighbour's
nine-inch black and white television set. Dad, having refused to buy a
television, had spent the day on his own in our house. He realised he was onto a loser. Our
family must have been the only one in the entire United Kingdom that bought a
television set on the day after the Coronation.
The week after the Coronation my Office Manager, Mr Webster, the other junior and
I made our way, in the Council’s time, along Cliff Parade, down Back Lane, past
the high walls of Wakefield Prison, where my Father worked, and so to what was
then called the Labour Exchange at the bottom of Westgate. We had a date with a
Mass Radiography machine. While I was waiting my turn to spread-eagle myself on
the fearsome-looking contraption, I just happened to notice a large wall poster
which stated that young men with my birth date were required to register for
National Service on Saturday 13 June - not by the 13th but on the 13th - just
four days later. Quite how I was supposed to know that, had I not happened to
see the notice in the Labour Exchange that week, remains one of life’s little
mysteries.
When I got home that evening I re-read the Royal Army Education Corps pamphlet
which I had secreted in my bedroom and then wrote a letter to the Army
Recruiting Office expressing my interest in signing on. I received a reply by
return of post telling me to report for an interview at their Leeds office.
Return of post is not a concept that many people understand these days, let
alone the Post Office. The postal service, and businesses, were very much more
efficient in 1953 so business letters were usually answered on the day they were
received. The interview left me disappointed and depressed. Apparently there
were very few vacancies in the RAEC and, although my educational qualifications
were adequate, most successful applicants had university degrees. The next day,
13 June, I dutifully went back to the Labour Exchange and registered for
National Service. I was the only one there.
A week later I filled in an application form, cut from the Radio Times magazine,
to sign on as a regular airmen with the Royal Air Force. The advertisement was
headed ‘There’s a Place for You in the RAF’. I cycled into Wakefield to post the
letter at the main GPO in Market Street. I received a letter from the RAF, again
by return of post, enclosing a recruiting booklet and inviting me to visit their
recruiting office in Cookridge Street, Leeds, to see what they had to offer a
17-year old with 6 GCEs. The booklet, called ‘A Future in it’ claimed to tell
the story of ‘…the men and women who carry on the traditions of The Few.’ It
really was very interesting. There were photographs of all the new aircraft then
coming into active service, all of which I flew, or flew in, later in my career.
‘The RAF does not offer you easy living but you will live your life to the full’
it promised.
During the interview the recruiting officer, a flight lieutenant with lots of
medals, quickly decided that I was pilot material. That surprised me not a
little because it was a career that had never occurred to me. I was easily
persuaded that I had nothing to lose by going to the Aircrew Selection Centre at
Hornchurch in Essex – and I would get a few days in London at the RAF’s expense.
I had never been within a hundred miles of London and so I accepted the offer. I
had not even told my parents that I had been to the recruiting office so it came
as a great surprise to them when a blue letter arrived a few days later inviting
me to attend the Aircrew Selection Centre. I went, with my parents’ rather
bemused blessing, and it was an absolute disaster!
It was only the second time in my life that I had spent nights away from home
and I was totally unprepared for the entire selection procedure. Many of the
boys in my group of about 50 had been in either the Combined Cadet Force or the
Air Training Corps at their schools so they had been well briefed on what to
expect. In my case the interviews and group activities were a nightmare. For a
start, I displayed my total ignorance of the RAF and anything to do with
aviation and that, of course, was my own fault. I suppose I had expected the
staff at the Centre to tell me what it was like to be a pilot in the RAF and
then, having given me time to think the matter over, I could have decided
whether or not to accept their kind offer.
My strange Northern accent, a mixture of Lancashire and Yorkshire dialects, must have sounded very common to the Centre’s
officers and to my fellow applicants who were mainly public school boys. This
accent issue was something that had followed me since my childhood - click
here to read a
much earlier example on my other web site. Apart
from me, it seemed everyone spoke what we used to call ‘BBC English’ and which I
now know to be called Received Pronunciation. I had spent my childhood living in
both Lancashire and Yorkshire and I had a strong regional accent that was a
curious mixture of both dialects. Such an accent was simply not acceptable in
1953 for commissioned service in the RAF - but it did amuse some of my fellow
candidates, who possibly had never heard a Northern accent before unless they
had heard Wilfred Pickles reading the news on the wireless.
The manual dexterity tests, the Morse aptitude test, and the extensive medical
examinations created no problems but the teamwork exercises in a hangar were
humiliating, especially when it was my turn to lead. ‘We’re more concerned with
the way you set about the task you’re given than whether you actually succeed’,
said the supervising officer, presumably trying to be helpful. My attempt to get
my team of five across a simulated electrified fence using only the poles and
ropes provided, resulted in all six of us being electrocuted. I fared rather
better when I was not in charge and had to do what the next leader told me to
do.
Why had not the recruiting officer in Leeds warned me what to expect, I thought,
angrily. I have always suspected that he had a quota to fill and I was the best
prospect he had come across that week or that month. On the other hand I did
eventually become not only a pilot, but a flying instructor, examiner, and
senior officer, so perhaps he had recognised some latent talent.
I slunk back to Yorkshire vowing that I would never again attend a job interview
without extensive research and preparation. The inevitable rejection letter from
Hornchurch arrived a few days later.
‘Do not be disheartened that we have rejected you,’ one sentence read. ‘You did
very well but the standard now required is extremely high.’
Decades before word processors and templates with boilerplate text, this was
clearly a standard rejection letter that had merely been topped and tailed. I
still have the letter and I still think it very condescending. A follow up
letter came from the Leeds recruiting office a few days later inviting me back
for a further interview. I went, fully intending to give the officer a piece of
my mind for deceiving me about my prospects but instead I signed on for four
years as a wireless mechanic and he seemed quite relieved about that. Twenty
days later I was in - and more than 46 years would pass before I finally took
off my uniform!
Nearly forty years after I signed on, I had access to my own personal file. Such
access was not authorised; personal files should never be seen by the subject.
However, someone who shall remain nameless put the bulging file in front of me
when I was working with the Red Arrows at Scampton. She said I might like to
look through it and then left me alone for half an hour. There, the very first
enclosure, now tattered at the edges and browning with age, was the report of my
1953 visit to Hornchurch. It was by no means as bad as I had always imagined it
would be. There were some quite complimentary remarks about my personal
qualities, my manual dexterity, and my contributions to the leadership
exercises. The final sentence referred to my Northern accent and ended with the
words, ‘unlikely ever to become fit for commissioned service.’ Back to the top |