Posting to 232 OCU RAF Gaydon
‘As far as I can recall, I have never
met Miss Keeler.’ A good PRO, I thought at the time, would have advised that
Minister to word his statement rather more felicitously. But, of course, there
were no spin doctors or special advisors in those days When 18 Squadron disbanded in 1963, its specialist electronic warfare role
having been taken over by the new Mark 2 Vulcans, I was posted from Finningley
to Gaydon near Leamington Spa as an instructor on the Valiant ground school,
part of No 232 Operational Conversion Unit (OCU). Not long after arriving at
Gaydon I was given two secondary duties: the first was a minor post on the
Officers' Mess Committee and the second was the rather more important job of
editing the monthly station magazine, ‘The Gaydon Gazette’. Following my
experiences at Finningley as the station's press relations officer, where my
brief from that Station Commander had been to keep the press as far away as
possible from his station, it was a relief to find that at Gaydon there was a
new openness in the official attitude towards what we nowadays call the media.
Of course, Gaydon was a V Bomber training unit not a front-line bomber station
and so security was rather less of an issue than it was at Finningley.
My métier was obviously known to my new station commander when he gave me the
Editor's job. I had an almost free hand to publish what I wanted and I did not
have to submit my work to anyone before publication. Such trust! But, as often
happens with in-house magazines even today, I found I had to write most of the
stories myself. The Gaydon Gazette was handsomely printed on glossy paper by a
small firm located close to the nearby village of Kineton. I learned everything
I know about the printing process, proof-reading, galleys, gutters, typefaces
and leading – and how to pronounce leading properly – from the enthusiastic and
ever patient people who worked at the Kineton Press and that knowledge has stood
me in good stead ever since.
Kineton village itself achieved unwanted notoriety when the local pub, a truly
delightful 'olde-worlde' English country pub much frequented by aircrew from
Gaydon, was revealed in the press as the regular weekend hideaway of the Right
Honourable John Profumo MP and Miss Christine Keeler. Mr Profumo was Secretary
of State for War (an old title that disappeared when the Ministry of Defence was
created from the three single service ministries). By virtue of his position
since 1950 as Member of Parliament for nearby Stratford-upon-Avon, Mr Profumo
was an Honorary Member of the Officers’ Mess at Gaydon, which meant that he
would be regularly invited to various social occasions including official
cocktail parties, annual Formal Balls and Dining-In Nights.
There were only about a dozen honorary members in total and their names and
titles were emblazoned in gold letters on a prominent notice board just inside
the main entrance to the Officers Mess. Shortly after I arrived at Gaydon one
Honorary Member, a local District Councillor, apparently berated the Station
Commander for not having his title amended to reflect his recent appointment as
an Alderman. The Station Commander apologised and instructed the Mess President
to appoint someone to ensure that nothing like that ever occurred again. As the
junior member of the Mess Committee I was promptly given that onerous task by
the Mess President.
Thus it was that one morning in early June 1963 on arriving for breakfast I was
perturbed to notice that Mr Profumo's name had been rather crudely erased from
the list of Honorary Members with some kind of sharp instrument. Thinking this
might have been an act of vandalism, I brought this to the attention of the Mess
President straight away. The President told me abruptly that Mr Profumo was no
longer an Honorary Member. There being no instant radio or TV news broadcasts in
those days, it was only later in the day that the news of Mr Profumo's
resignation from the Cabinet as a result of his affair with Christine Keeler
began to percolate around the station.
Amongst the junior officers at Gaydon there was general sadness. After all, Miss
Keeler was a very beautiful woman. I am sure we were all dismayed, even
disgusted, to learn that the then proprietor of the village pub allegedly
started charging customers from outside the local area a fee for viewing a small
item of Miss Keeler's underwear which he kept for that purpose behind the bar
and which he claimed had been left behind one night. The pub lost most of its
RAF customers thereafter.
I hasten to add that I was never able to verify that story for myself but the
pub in question is now a highly-respected hotel.
Needless to report, Mr Profumo's fall from grace did not feature in any of the
articles I wrote. I do recall, however, reading a defensive statement in the
national press by another Government Minister which said, ‘As far as I can
recall, I have never met Miss Keeler.’ A good PRO, I thought at the time, would
have advised that Minister to word his statement rather more felicitously. But,
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