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Arrival at RAF Cardington
The Medical Officer
inspected our genitals, moving them up and down and from side to side with the
pointed end of a pencil which he also used to make notes on a clip board as he
went along. He was, he told us, looking for signs of unmentionable diseases
National Servicemen and
regulars were strictly segregated in 1953; in fact I didn't meet any National
Servicemen until after I had completed my initial ‘square-bashing’ at
Bridgnorth. But, first of all I had to report to the RAF Reception Centre at
Cardington near Bedford. Seven of us travelled as an official group from the
Recruiting Office in Leeds. When we arrived at Bedford railway station at about
1700 we met up with dozens more like us and we were taken on to Cardington in a
fleet of RAF coaches. As soon as we arrived we were issued with 'hairy'
blankets, knife, fork and spoon, and our bed numbers.
After finding the bed that matched the number we'd been given, we had some
afternoon tea and then hung around until 1930 (actually they told us 7.30 pm
because most of us still did not know the 24-hour clock) when we went to a gymnasium for a
short medical examination. We learned later that this type of medical
examination was called an FFI - free from infection. We took all our clothes off
apart from underpants and stood in a line on long, low benches while the Medical
Officer passed in front of us. As the MO approached each individual, a flight sergeant ordered
us to drop our pants. The officer then closely inspected our genitals, moving
them up and down and from side to side with the pointed end of a pencil, which
he also used to make notes on a clip board as he went along. He was, he told us,
looking for signs of 'unmentionable diseases'. When he'd inspected us all, he
gave us a talk about Early Treatment rooms. ET rooms were, he told us, located
behind the main guard room at all RAF stations and the medicinal creams we would
find in the
room could be used, in confidence, at any time if we thought we might have
contracted a venereal disease and were too ashamed to report sick. There was a
book in each ET room that had to be signed with number, rank and name, but he assured us
that was merely to keep a record of what had been used so that the medical materials
could be replaced. Pull the other one, we thought! We learned later that FFIs
always took place on return from leave when airmen, but not officers, were
deemed to be in greatest need of them. ET rooms remained a feature of RAF life
for many years.
Apart from the FFI in a gymnasium, everything at Cardington seemed to take place
inside long, low huts that stood on stilts and were accessed by a short flight
of wooden steps. Because we had not yet had any training we couldn't be marched
from place to place so we were permitted to wander in a loose gaggle. We looked
at each other in surprise - this was not what we'd expected.
There were
about 50 of us in our group so everything took ages. I was both relieved and
delighted to find that regional accents were quite acceptable. There were many
in our group from Belfast, Glasgow, Cardiff, Newcastle, Liverpool and
Birmingham. I suppose that reflects where the main recruiting offices were.
There appeared to be no-one from south of Birmingham - except Cardiff.
Next morning there was another medical in a different location. I can still
remember the long, intimidating sign outside the hut to which we were directed.
The sign indicated that this was the ‘Otorhinolaryngological Diagnostic
Establishment’. Because we were moving from hut to hut without any advance
knowledge of what was coming next, one of my fellow recruits asked a passing
corporal what went on inside. He replied with a straight face, ‘Don’t ask. It’s
better you don’t know - you’ll find out soon enough!’ It was, of course, simply
a routine ENT inspection.
Once the medicals were over we went to yet another hut to take some basic
aptitude tests and then it was time for dinner or, as the southerners called it,
lunch. My diary records that whatever you called it, it
consisted of rabbit pie for main course,
then prunes and semolina pudding for afters. In the afternoon we were given
information about the various trades that were on offer. A completely new trade
structure, known helpfully as the New Trade Structure, had recently been
introduced into the RAF, offering a choice of 21 trade groups from which we
could select. I knew that I was going into Trade Group 4, wireless mechanic,
because the Recruiting Officer in Leeds had already arranged that. Most of the
other recruits had not at this stage been allocated a trade. It seemed odd to me
that so many were willing to sign on as regular airmen without being guaranteed
the trade of their choice. Some were waiting to see what was on offer but I was
surprised to find that quite a large number wanted to work in Officers’ Messes
as what was known as Batmen/Waiters, a euphemism for officers’ skivvies. This
was, apparently, because it was generally thought that batmen had an easy time.
Another group wanted to sign on as MT Drivers - because, surprise, surprise, it
was generally thought that drivers had an easy life and an added advantage was
the free training leading to civilian heavy goods vehicle driving licences. The majority of my fellow
recruits were signing on for three years in the RAF simply to avoid being
drafted for two years National Service in the Army!
I discovered during the course of that first day that few of the recruits had
gained any GCEs before leaving school; I was certainly the only one with six.
‘You should be a POM,’ said one of my fellows with the air of someone who knew
what he was talking about.
‘What’s a POM?’ I asked.
‘Potential Officer Material,’ he replied. ‘With all those GCEs you should be an
officer. I bet you they soon make you a POM.’
Some instinct warned me not to mention that I'd already been to the Aircrew
Selection Centre and been rejected.
On the third day we took the Oath of Allegiance to the Queen. This ‘ceremony’
took place in the Station Cinema, the Astra. The cinema was full so there must
have been several hundred of us in there. As I remember it, an officer on the
stage shouted out the solemn oath, split into sound bytes of no more than for or
five words at a time, and we dutifully repeated it. I idly wondered whether
anyone who, for any reason, had merely mouthed the words or pretended to declaim
them could be legally enlisted. That thought did not last long because
immediately afterwards we individually signed our enlistment papers and were
issued with our service number – 4134035 in my case. There was no going back now
that we had signed on.
The officer then formally welcomed us into the Royal Air Force with a short
speech.
‘You men have volunteered to serve in the finest of the three armed forces,’ he
said. ‘You have made a wise choice. Wear your uniforms with pride and remember
always to refer to the Service as either the Royal Air Force or the R A F, and
never – ever – the Raf! Now, how many of you have signed on for just three
years?’
Almost everyone put their hands up. His expression, as he cast his eyes around
the auditorium, seemed to indicate that he realised those men had merely signed
on for the minimum possible term to avoid being conscripted as National
Servicemen.
‘How many have signed on for four years?’ A dozen or so, including me, put their
hands up.
‘How many for five years?’ Two or three hands went up.
‘Anyone signed on for longer than five years?’A lone figure put his hand up and
everyone gasped out loud and looked at him with a mixture of awe and incredulity
when he admitted that he’d signed on for 12 years. When you’re still a teenager,
committing yourself to anything for 12 years seemed both unnecessary and
foolhardy.
Shortly afterwards the officer handed over to a Warrant Officer, who seemed nice
as pie and ever so friendly. The only thing I can remember of his speech was his
assertion that swearing and other forms of foul language were not encouraged in
the RAF either in public or in private.
We were then hustled off to the
Station Barber’s shop, whether or not we thought we needed a trim, and that evening we were confined to barracks. The
following morning we were paid £3 each to last us a fortnight and then it was
off to the stores for the issue of uniform and accoutrements. There was a great
mass of kit handed out: clothing, from the infamous ‘cellular drawers’, aka
underpants, to shirts with separate collars (we had previously been told to
provide our own collar studs), vests, PT kit, black ties, blue
knitted woolly gloves, boots, a mass of webbing and a kit bag to stow it all in.
The cumbersome greatcoat had to be buttoned then neatly folded and carried in
our arms. Most of us needed our uniform jackets and trousers tailoring to fit
properly and we had to leave them overnight with the tailor. That evening we all
started learning the various techniques for bulling the toecaps and heels of our
boots. The following day we collected our uniforms from the Tailor’s Shop and
then we were left alone to try it all on and admire ourselves in the full length
mirrors at the end of our billet. Still confined to camp, most of us went to the
Station Cinema, the Astra, in the evening where we sat through Abbot and
Costello in ‘Jack and the Beanstalk’! The RAF certainly knew how to entertain
their new recruits.
On our first Sunday in the RAF, eight of us from our billet had our first
experience of Cookhouse Fatigues. We started at 0700 and finished, worn out, at
1900. That evening I wrote in my diary, ‘I’ll not dwell on the facts as they
were not very pleasant. I went to the NAAFI in the evening to have a good meal
because I didn’t feel like any of the Mess food!’
On Monday we were issued with our RAF Identity Cards, RAF Form 1250, and were
warned that if we ever lost them we would get 14 days ‘jankers’ if we reported
the loss, or two years imprisonment if we did not report the loss. For the next
47 years, home or overseas, I never went anywhere without my 1250 – and I never
did lose or misplace it although a new one was issued from time to time. I still have
my final 1250, although I should not, and still carry
it about with me. So what's all this political fuss in 2007 about whether or not
to introduce compulsory UK Identity Cards?
Tuesday was the day when we left Cardington, in my case never to return, and
moved to the recruit training centre at Bridgnorth in Shropshire. We travelled
by special train from Bedford. The five hour train journey followed a very
roundabout route, via Stockport, Stalybridge and Shrewsbury. Just outside
Stalybridge station we had to wait for across-Pennine train to pass. I could
hear the station announcer proclaim that it was the train for Huddersfield,
Wakefield and Leeds. I had a momentary ;pang of home sickness but that
disappeared as on as we started moving again. The final miles from Shrewsbury were on a single
line track through beautiful countryside. When we de-trained we were greeted by
what seemed like dozens of corporal drill instructors shouting and bawling. That
was more like what we'd been expecting. The instructors eventually sorted us out into four flights, numbered 13 to 16, before loading us onto
coaches for the drive to RAF Bridgnorth.
'We're really in it now,' someone near me said softly. Apart from that silence
reigned on the 30 minute ride to Bridgnorth. Back to the top
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